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The Story of the Beginning
by Rob Pizem Edited by Jane Pizem

Years ago, an army was organized. That army was made of the greatest specimens in the country. Strong, bold, smart, funny, insightful, educated and handsome men enlisted. It was an honor to be in this army. Their greatest skills revolved around getting the most challenging and difficult jobs done. They had trained together so much that they worked as a single, seamless unit.

For years, the army had not been called upon and the people were not even sure that they were still capable of the great things that they had trained to do.

Eventually, the army was called upon. There was only way to achieve victory. They had to penetrate the enemy lines with a huge number of men, find the leader, remove and relocate her to a secure location. Then the strongest soldier would transform her into a new and benevolent person. It was a task greater than anything that they had trained for and they knew that many a soldier would die.

After months of planning, the army surged forward and smoothly entered into the enemy lines. Many good soldiers died along the way. It was then that one soldier showed great promise rose through the ranks. His name was Piz. Piz worked his way through the carnage and passed his fallen soldiers.

Near the front lines, many soldiers pushed ahead and advanced further into unknown territory. Slowly but surely they were approaching the target. She was bunkered down in a fortress surrounded by a thick wall that was supposed to be impenetrable. The soldiers repeatedly threw themselves at the barrier attempting to gain entry into the stronghold. One by one they died of exhastion. Through their efforts, however, they slowly broke down the walls that contained the prize. Piz worked up a sweat after many of the other soldiers tried to gain entry and knew that he had only one chance. With pure determination he grabbed onto the walls and began to climb his way to the the target. It was dangerous and even though many of his friends fell to their deaths, he kept on pushing through.

Through his struggles, he eventually made it through the walls of the fortress and snuck his way into the leader’s quarters. She was a huge person who would be difficult to maneuver. Round and slow, but highly educated. It was amazing that he had reached her. Once he made her aware of his presence, she called off the battle. Piz’s job was nearly complete.

Knowing that she was bested, she willingly followed Piz as he guided her to a new place away from her former fortress. She was safely transported by Piz’s shrinking army to a new place that could be monitored and watched twenty four hours a day. It was up to Piz to train her and teach her his ways. In doing so, they would learn from each other and become better than those who had passed before them.

It was a long journey and after about 9 months of working and learning and growing, their knowledge was ready to be shared with the world. At that time, came the beginning…

Stay tuned to see how the new knowledge developed over time.